Ironic Art Fans Pillows

'You're right, there wasn't much blood getting to his head.'

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

'I distinctly asked for LOVE and HATE!'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Brexit

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

Big Drug Companies Hooked

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

Food inspection results

Exhibition for Prisoners

Don Jr.

The euro as a monster

Peace in Gaza?

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

Welsh water sewage

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"Dumb it down or sex it up."

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

Hanging Rope of Freedom

Swords for Making America Great Again

"Bloody Graffiti."

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."