Satirical Art Fans Pillows

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'

"October? Already?"

Tolerant Americans?

'Maybe we need to clarify the scripture about making a joyful noise.'

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Eagle attacking the Dove of Peace

I see the Covid moon a-rising

The Jailbird

"Wait...you're telling me you don't know how to read music either?"

'Ralph never switched to digital TV but, since he never stops watching, he hasn't noticed there's nothing on'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Nazi Slogan

'The champ will make twenty million from this fight, mainly from selling advertising space on his shorts...'

"It's the hottest since records began."

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."

'I've got the jam sandwiches... have you got the money?'

Mad reindeer disease

"This is the new sales manager in charge of our 'To Die For' line of handbags."

"Don't look back...something might be following you."

Cub-Hunting.

Planet of the Ants

Unplanned Parenthood

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Had enough of the box.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Sharks' Mission Statement

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

Brexit