Ironic Art Fans Gifts

'You're right, there wasn't much blood getting to his head.'

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

'I distinctly asked for LOVE and HATE!'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Sharks' Mission Statement

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Brexit

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

Exhibition for Prisoners

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

Peace in Gaza?

Food inspection results

The euro as a monster

Don Jr.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

Welsh water sewage

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Have you met Clive and Janet from the looks department?

Hanging Rope of Freedom

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

Tracey Emin

"Bloody Graffiti."

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'