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The Queen

Sharks' Mission Statement

Mobile Hell - "Oh no! No signal!"

Woman with brattish children at Egg Donnor clinic - "We don't need any more eggs at the moment."

"I'd love to, Barbara, but I'll have to check with the Bundesbank."

'How would you like the books cooked --- cajun blackened,stir fried, or poached in a light cream sauce?'

'Before we hire you, Madame Sousatzka will tell us your chances of ever getting sick.'

"Bye bye, sweetie. Daddy and I will pick you up when you're eighteen."

NHS waste.

Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats

Brexit

'I can't think of a single thing to paint.'

"Really? You told him he's a digitally drawn cartoon that could be deleted at any moment with a single keystroke?"

John Wesley

'Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?'

Trump under the Dunning Kruger effect

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

"Good news, honey! Dr. Bingham couldn't detect any impotence."

"Didn't I tell you 'Never put anything down on paper'?"

An alternative Medicine man.

Grim Reaper joins the NRA

"These are your basic career options."

Mad author of conspiracy book in straitjacket.

Looking at Cubist picture of chair,"I'd have thought he could have afforded better than MFI furniture."

'Psst! Wanna buy the inside of a coat?'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

'But you PROMISED you wouldn't bring any work home from the office tonight!'

Surfing sewage

Fat banker

'I suggest we give Hastings a miss next year.'

Dove of War

"My job is a drag, it's way too much work, the boss isn't jolly, he's just a big jerk."

Big Drug Companies Hooked

'Gentlemen, it's a fake!'

Dogs take a smoking break outside a research lab.