Art Satire Fan Gifts

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

Mariana in the Moated Grange - Commercialism in Art

"Just because I paint sad bananas doesn't mean I am a sad banana."

At the 'Museum of Tacky Art: Velvet Paintings, 1st Floor, Sad-Eyed Dogs 2nd Flour, Souvenir Figurines, 3rd Floor.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

What's normal?

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Parade of Businessmen

On the brink.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

How am I abducting?

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

The Snarky District

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'