Cultural Satire Fan Gifts

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

'They've been on too many English raids !'

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Croquet using Explorers and Missionaries heads for Croquet balls

'I'm on the wagon.'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"He's certainly been getting a lot more than his normal share of media coverage lately."

Circumcised aeroplane.

'I want you to meet the chief.'

How many Scotsman does it take to change a lightbulb?

'Well she couldn't do THAT before she went into that Spanish quarantine centre!'

Native American washing a scalp with 'Shampoo for dry scalps.'

"To think that for all these years, I totally misunderstood the concept of the Mafia's, 'Kiss of Death'."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

What's normal?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

How am I abducting?

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Parade of Businessmen

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

The Snarky District