Cultural Satire Fan Gifts

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

'They've been on too many English raids !'

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Croquet using Explorers and Missionaries heads for Croquet balls

'I'm on the wagon.'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"He's certainly been getting a lot more than his normal share of media coverage lately."

Hey, he's missing half a Saturday with his kids, and my thighs are totally chafing in the @#$% grass skirt, so we're all sacrificing here, pal.

Circumcised aeroplane.

'I want you to meet the chief.'

How many Scotsman does it take to change a lightbulb?

'Well she couldn't do THAT before she went into that Spanish quarantine centre!'

Native American washing a scalp with 'Shampoo for dry scalps.'

"To think that for all these years, I totally misunderstood the concept of the Mafia's, 'Kiss of Death'."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

What's normal?

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

How am I abducting?

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.