Cultural Satire Admirer Gifts

French Army Knife

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

'My wife! My best friend! My Walrus blubber!'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Mikado

Czarcasm

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"A haand gel...!?"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Hot cross buns

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"That's very offensive."

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'As you can see global climate change has encouraged some species to adapt to new environments.'

A Gated Community.

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

Football heads...