Cultural Satire Aficionados Gifts

Bombay Water Bed Co.

Life is for the birds.

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

Mikado

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"She's a miniature."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"It's trickle down."

Standard & Poor

'Who's the new guy?'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Neversource"

"That's very offensive."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Are you free at the moment?'

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'