Cultural Satire Gifts

Not An Exit

"On the plus side, my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"The president has banned the Mexican wave and replaced it with the American wave... Also, empanadas will now only use American jumping-beans."

'Stop! How about a burger, fries and a coke for a change!'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Action Jock

Snake charmer lifting up touists dress

Eggskimos: Eskimos in the form of Eggs.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Mikado

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

"That's very offensive."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Alabama Traffic Jam

Latest Aye Phone

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Macho Vegetarian

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Keister Island.

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

Max Beerbohm

Campus. Professor Frump is the most respected faculty member here. All the other professors want to be noticed by him. This semester he's teaching three classes. But for some unknown reason lots of students are dropping the second one. He asked why this is happening. Hoping to impress him, sociology and economics scholars rushed to present him with their theories. I guess he should have been more specific when he questioned with the middle class is disappearing.

"It's an epic saga of a tier 1 girl and a tier 3 boy who fall in love without their families' consent."

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

Blasphemer! Ignoramus. HOJ. Your anti-religious rants will lead to the breakdown of morality. The divine is our source of civilization and humanity. It's what separates us from lowly animals. That and our ability to turn worthless jungle into condos. You're playing dirty now, hairless one.

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'