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'Alternative medicine enhancer'.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Had enough of the box.

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Exhibition for Prisoners

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

New Silk Road,

Pennybags Monster

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Metal Detector, Melanin dector

Artist in formaldehyde

"You think you're barking at nothing, but you're really barking at all the angry political rhetoric."

Micromanagement

"It was a gift from god."

Mutant coronavirus

"I have nothing to hide."

"Don't mention it."

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Gallery of modern art

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

Wildlife trade and COVID-19.

The Wonder Of It All

Paint fight art!

"I can't get no disinfection."

'Money won't make you happy, Waldron, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you prozac.'

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

"We need to make cuts...shall we start with the heart?"

Covid-19 Mask Fashions

Maurice Barres

"He was very talented, yet very near-sighted portrait painter!"