Ironic Art Appreciator T-Shirts

Holbein, Woodbein

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'What clan do you belong to?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Had enough of the box.

Edward Elgar.

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Big business is not evil

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Peace bomb.

Musical Pipe

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

Democracy - or die!

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

"You think you're barking at nothing, but you're really barking at all the angry political rhetoric."

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Micromanagement

Metal Detector, Melanin dector

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

Mutant coronavirus

Damien Hirst Detail

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

The Wonder Of It All

"I though 'Abduction' would be a little bit more high-tech!"

Cat and mouse