Snarky Art Appreciator T-Shirts

"Splendid pixels!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

'What clan do you belong to?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Loan Alley

Had enough of the box.

The Death Of Venus

The Origin of Creationism

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Edward Elgar.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Give me your sick...

Golden bubbles

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

"With great power comes great reward."

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

"Our ideal employee will be able to answer email in their sleep."

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"It's his dream job ... "

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Musical Pipe

Impeachment to Trump

Domino Democracy.

Seven Deadly Sins