Snarky Art Appreciator Mugs

"Splendid pixels!"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'What clan do you belong to?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Loan Alley

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Had enough of the box.

The Death Of Venus

The Origin of Creationism

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Edward Elgar.

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Golden bubbles

"Our ideal employee will be able to answer email in their sleep."

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Give me your sick...

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"With great power comes great reward."

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

"It's his dream job ... "

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Musical Pipe

Sinalization.

Impeachment to Trump

Russian Bear Left Along in the Cold

Domino Democracy.