Unexpected Art Lover Pillows

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Romantic Giraffes

Venus

(Camel paintings)

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Use your imagination.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The Origami Society...

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Klimt Kiss Phones

The americanisation of vulture.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Cactus seats.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'