Weird Art Lover Pillows

"Outré or simply bad?"

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Dead Funny

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'What clan do you belong to?'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Large, wrinkly

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Beware of the frog"

A Tumble Cow

Egyptian Football

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Mouse returns home from work.

Fly Artist

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Clone Factory

Edward Elgar.

Alabama Traffic Jam

'I had a cough at the time!'

"My method of painting is pointillism."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.