Absurdist Art Lover Pillows

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Lost Angel Wings

Overkill

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

A horse drags a huge ice cube.

Egg Slicer

101 uses of a dead cat: paddle

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Loan Alley

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Extreme Sisyphus

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

The Death Of Venus

The Origin of Creationism

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

"Outré or simply bad?"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Give me your sick...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Golden bubbles

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"With great power comes great reward."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Our ideal employee will be able to answer email in their sleep."

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.