Absurdist Art Appreciator Pillows

Love of the Game

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Barcode Dreams

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Good news. It's a small pig."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

Had enough of the box.

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"From this you make a living?"

Edward Elgar.

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'