Absurd Art Appreciator Pillows

'Well, actually I DO have a small tree growing out of my head!'

Flamingo in a poncho

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Barcode Dreams

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Good news. It's a small pig."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"From this you make a living?"

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

Edward Elgar.

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"