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Creation of Red Wine

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Creation of Wine

"I've invented the wheel but I don't want anybody to know about it yet."

Hipster Island

"What I do as an artist is take an ordinary object – say, a lamppost – and, by urinating on it, transform it into something that is uniquely my own."

"Them's fighting words."

The Museum of Swine Art.

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

'Must be the footnotes.'

Skimming out star reflections

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'I'm telling you Thog, we're living in a golden age for culture.'

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

Entropy.

First day of school.

Elizabeth II

'Poser'

A cat waits by a square mouse hole.

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

A naked, shell-less Snail posing for art student snails.

Old lady gets leaves tattooed onto her varicose veins.

Wine Factory

John Calvin

ACME Paint Pros.

Circus elephant.

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

'I sold it to a plastic surgeon.'

"I never should have given out my wifi password. . ."

'I think I'm going to watch this in rog's cave. His cave drawings are in HD.'

'Like most fund managers, I consistently under-perform the market--but I do it with real flair.'

A Tiger enjoying his newspaper in front of his trophies of Big Game Hunters.

A woman enters a motel room and confronts silhouettes of two faces in bed. One is saying "It's not what it looks like." The outline of the two faces also forms a vase; famous "optical illusion."

"We're working on reading readiness."