Art Enthusiast Pillows

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

Manhattan Cat atop the Chrysler Building

"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"Maybe it needs a caption."

"So, if I'm the only art teacher, does that mean I'm head of the department?"

"But is it content?"

"This is the show, Madam."

"What is it, boy? Want to go outside?"

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

"Impressive, Meyers, but let's stick to your quantitative projections."

'Honestly, I think I may have cleaned it a little too well.'

'It's called 'The Stock Market'.'

'Whoa! Now they want angels and stuff... On the CEILING? None of this was in our original contract!'

"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

The Blogger.

Rodin's 'Thinking man' is off its plinth and looking at it - Thinking outside the square.

"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."

Oogy flunks his cave drawing final.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Edvard Munch's 'Replied-All'

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"I keep thinking I'm one of Picasso's models."

"I should warn you I'm an expressionist painter..."

"Why do you put yourself under such pressure?"

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

The Big Picture

A Starry Night.

"Please hold still!"

Munch Master.

"And if you'd like your artwork displayed please include a brief bio."