Art Enthusiast Gifts

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

Manhattan Cat atop the Chrysler Building

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"Maybe it needs a caption."

"So, if I'm the only art teacher, does that mean I'm head of the department?"

"But is it content?"

"This is the show, Madam."

"What is it, boy? Want to go outside?"

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

"Impressive, Meyers, but let's stick to your quantitative projections."

'Honestly, I think I may have cleaned it a little too well.'

'It's called 'The Stock Market'.'

'Whoa! Now they want angels and stuff... On the CEILING? None of this was in our original contract!'

"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"

Rodin's 'Thinking man' is off its plinth and looking at it - Thinking outside the square.

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

The Blogger.

"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."

Oogy flunks his cave drawing final.

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Edvard Munch's 'Replied-All'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"Why do you put yourself under such pressure?"

"I should warn you I'm an expressionist painter..."

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"I keep thinking I'm one of Picasso's models."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"Please hold still!"

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

Munch Master.

The Big Picture

'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'

Sistine Chapel Dot to Dot.

The Big Picture

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