Art Lover Gifts

Creation of Red Wine

The Thinker and the Doer.

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Creation of Wine

"I've invented the wheel but I don't want anybody to know about it yet."

Hipster Island

"What I do as an artist is take an ordinary object – say, a lamppost – and, by urinating on it, transform it into something that is uniquely my own."

The Museum of Swine Art.

"Them's fighting words."

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

'Must be the footnotes.'

Skimming out star reflections

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'I'm telling you Thog, we're living in a golden age for culture.'

Entropy.

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

Elizabeth II

First day of school.

A naked, shell-less Snail posing for art student snails.

'Poser'

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

A cat waits by a square mouse hole.

Wine Factory

Old lady gets leaves tattooed onto her varicose veins.

John Calvin

"I never should have given out my wifi password. . ."

ACME Paint Pros.

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

Circus elephant.

'I sold it to a plastic surgeon.'

"We're working on reading readiness."

A woman enters a motel room and confronts silhouettes of two faces in bed. One is saying "It's not what it looks like." The outline of the two faces also forms a vase; famous "optical illusion."

The Sistine Chapel-circa 1512

"You don't have Strabismus. You have Picassoismus."