Artwork Enthusiast Gifts

"S**t. Now I gotta hashtag it."

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Cariactures

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Alien David statue

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

That shows business confidence.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The height of fashion in 1796

(Camel paintings)

Venus

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Horti-Culture

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

Distractions Of The Great

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."