Unconventional Artist Gifts

Elephant Dung on Sale at Art Shop

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

"How much do you want off the top?"

Woman playing piano with her feet.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

The Hammer

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Interpretive napping

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Award-Winning Photographer.

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

Christmas Socks

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

Spoonstock.

New Belief Systems

'I only do biometric readings now.'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

Cellist on Mars

"I like your paintings, but I'm more interested in this piece here."

Scared elephant paints a mouse.

"He's always had a fascination with the hard drinking,hard living writer,the tortured genius. It's an image he's tried to emulate. Unfortunately he's only ever managed the first two parts." "I can't <hic> feel my face."

'Creative meeting. I hope you're taking this seriously.'

Man peeing from a high diving board into a toilet

'Outré!'

"This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen."

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

'Why are you all of a sudden painting a huge knife dripping with blood?'

'My snake is old. First, I have to wake him.'

'It's weird, I know, but he does come up with some of our best ideas that way.'

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'