Unconventional Gifts

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"Surprise!"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

The Hammer

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Storage Unit of Love

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Christmas Socks

"How much do you want off the top?"

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

'I only do biometric readings now.'

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

Hospital Food

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

"He loved the beach."

Bed of nails.

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

"This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen."

Man peeing from a high diving board into a toilet

Cemetery Plot Air BNB Available

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

"Don’t think of it as a retirement community, think of it as a cave."

Woman playing piano with her feet.

'Outré!'

"Great news, guys! I finally got us that nudist colony account!!"