Unconventional Lover Gifts

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

King and Jester

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Egg Surprise

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"Surprised?"

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Spoonstock.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"I believe we've entered the dark underbelly of pet ownership."