Unconventional Fashion Lover Gifts

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Men's business romper.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Pastry Hat

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Keeping warm.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Scarf puts hat back on.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'Too much for the school run?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

His and Her wardrobe's

Changing Room Decisions