Unconventional Lovers Gifts

Wedding nose ring

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Disco Dancing

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

Spoonstock.

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

The Grim Raker

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

"Been lookin' for love in all the wrong carnivals."

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"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

Fish who dropped out of the school

"Did you really think this wasn't going to happen?"

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

'OK, you don't look at the one I'm getting and I won't look at the one you're getting me.'

101 uses of a dead cat: window cleaning brush.

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

'How's the novel?'

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.