Unconventional Lovers T-Shirts

Wedding nose ring

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Radiator jazz player

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Disco Dancing

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Spoonstock.

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

'How was I to know the doctor's license was only a baseball card?'

'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

The Grim Raker

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

How many Christmas gifts did you get this year? I got over a dozen. Seriously? No single, childless adult with very little family and only one friend can possibly get that many Christmas gifts. Unless ... by "got," you meant ... I had Amazon wrap them all. I like to be surprised.

"Been lookin' for love in all the wrong carnivals."

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

'OK, you don't look at the one I'm getting and I won't look at the one you're getting me.'

101 uses of a dead cat: window cleaning brush.

"Did you really think this wasn't going to happen?"

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

Fish who dropped out of the school

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

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'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

'How's the novel?'