Unconventional Love Gifts

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Storage Unit of Love

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Spoonstock.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"I can't believe you forgot your death certificate."

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

"This is our adoptive son. We found him in the cellar where he was raised by spiders."

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'

The Grim Raker

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

Wedding nose ring

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

"He loved the beach."

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife. You may torture the bride.'

Cannibals playing on a Crane pick up game machine.

"He may be an unusual choice for a husband but I've found him to be really quite handy."

"It's about unconventional couples. Like me and you!"

'Single model plane collector in search of intelligent attractive woman. Send a picture of your planes.'

"Have I got a girl for you!"

Long beard as wedding veil.

'Wow! Is it Valentine's Day already?'

'I just wanna looker for the occasional wife swap party!'