Unconventional Soul Gifts

"He loved the beach."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Little help?"

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Raptures

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Fountain pen coming out of a man's head.

Wishing Well

Please excuse him, he's intent.

Artists At The Auto Show

'Think outside the seed.'

Hope you're still writing that novel!

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

Christmas Socks

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"How much do you want off the top?"

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Spoonstock.

Penguins - one is skating.

'Come on Kevin, that's enough wishful thinking for one day.'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

At a business management library one section is labelled 'self-help' another is 'outsource others.'