Independent Soul Gifts

Unique Traffic Cones

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

Girl not wanting to stand in her sister's shadow

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'Think outside the seed.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

Home Business - Starting Out.

A friar

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Penguins - one is skating.

The Creative Process

At a business management library one section is labelled 'self-help' another is 'outsource others.'