Independent Spirits Gifts

'I love the peace & quiet you get at camp.'

The quest for spinsterhood.

"Marry you?�Don't be so deeply unfashionable."

"As a member we can offer yoou long hours, hard work, self less devotion..." "What about the perks?" "Those are the perks"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'He's maturing early.'

"The Just Me Band"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

Protest

KAWAII T'AI CHI

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

The Mainstream

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Whatever!

Sliding Down the Banister

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Choice is Obvious

'Ants of all lands, unite!'