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'I love the peace & quiet you get at camp.'

The quest for spinsterhood.

"Marry you?�Don't be so deeply unfashionable."

Well, obviously, we can't live with MY parents …

"As a member we can offer yoou long hours, hard work, self less devotion..." "What about the perks?" "Those are the perks"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'He's maturing early.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"The Just Me Band"

Protest

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

The Mainstream

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Sliding Down the Banister

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

The Choice is Obvious

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'