Eternal Independent Spirit Gifts

Grandma remained independent to the end.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

The Mainstream

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

An old lady Kitesurfing

"I don't plead."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

Auld Gang Sign

Home Business - Starting Out.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

"And where do you see yourself an eternity from now?"

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

"You know you have a weak heart, mom. Sit down on your favorite rocking chair and just it easy."

Happy Retirement

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

Well, obviously, we can't live with MY parents …