Independent Spirit Gifts

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

"I almost had a 'I need a man' moment last night....but then I managed to get the cork out of the wine bottle myself."

I just didn't like humans all that much, so, a few years ago, I decided to go feral...

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Home Business - Starting Out.

"You know you have a weak heart, mom. Sit down on your favorite rocking chair and just it easy."

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"It was this, or move back in with my parents."

Books: New - Do It Yourself...Let the Government Do It.

"I'm perfectly capable of finding a husband myself mother."

"He's a real self-made man. No parents could screw up that badly."

"So what's it like living off the grid?"

'He's the perfect pet for a career woman -- a fish without a bicycle.'

"Thanks, Steve, but I'm not ready to settle down just yet."

Brainwashed.

'I always wondered what I'd do without your father and I found out I do quite well!'

A Wary Wolf

'No need to pity me: I'm a lone wolf by choice...'

"Hello darling, I've got a mobile, husband."

'It appears that Badana's snake went solo.'

The Mainstream

'I'd prefer a hernia.'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"As your personal trainer I'll be taking charge of every aspect of your life."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"