Indomitable Spirit Gifts

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

The Mainstream

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"I don't plead."

Notre Dame Phoenix

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

Auld Gang Sign

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

Home Business - Starting Out.

"You're absolutely sure you want to go wireless?"

Employee of the Month: One of the perks of self-employment

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Praying.

A boxer refuses to give up after he has lost the fight.

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Marooned Painter

Modern Eureka Moments

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

'Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a troublemaker.'