Unique Spirit Gifts

'Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a troublemaker.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Dolores is so avant garde.

Trilby - Finis

The Mainstream

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Desert Island Romance

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Man playing violin as bird sings along.

"I don't plead."

Artistic license.

David Hockney

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Leonardo da Vinci at it again.

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."