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'Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a troublemaker.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

The Mainstream

Dolores is so avant garde.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Trilby - Finis

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Man playing violin as bird sings along.

"I don't plead."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Artistic license.

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."