Uniquely Active Soul Gifts

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Social distancing

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Draw your own path."

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

Frizzbee statue.

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Dolores is so avant garde.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

Shoe repair

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

The Sensitive Dude.

Bunny Pranks

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Face painting - children have no faces

"I knew it!"

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .