Innovative Spirit Gifts

"You're absolutely sure you want to go wireless?"

Modern Eureka Moments

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

The International and May Day Terrorism

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Riding School Chaos

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Trump

Walkers

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Dolores is so avant garde.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Ben had it custom built. He gets to all the good spots first.'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Trilby - Finis

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".