Innovative Spirit Gifts

"You're absolutely sure you want to go wireless?"

Modern Eureka Moments

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

The International and May Day Terrorism

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Riding School Chaos

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

Trump

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Walkers

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Trilby - Finis

'Ben had it custom built. He gets to all the good spots first.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".