Innovative Spirits Gifts

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Sleeping man uses his beard as a book mark.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Think outside the seed.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

"Sorry, Dad."

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.