Entrepreneurial Spirits Gifts

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

'We should never have made that 'money back if not satisfied' offer.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Your destiny lies in a cottage industry"

'I took a marketing course last winter.'

Empty lemonade stand competes for business with stand selling copies of Pamela Anderson's videos.

"Surely, as a sole trader, you can just pay yourself a huge bonus?"

"While I don't have a formal background in finance, I did corner the cigarette market while I was doing time."

"Don't worry, I won't sell your personal information."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Women of the Wilderness

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Silicon Vale

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'