Entrepreneurial Spirit Appreciator Gifts

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

Hay Rides $10

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Decision Making Block

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Davy Crocat

How much did you lose when the stock market tanked last week, Randy? Nada, little buddy. A real man never invests in other people's businesses, he only invests in his own. If you lose on stocks, it's because you didn't research them enough. If you lose on your own business, it's because you gave it your all and it just didn't work out. Ladies see valiant failure as being way hotter than poor-research failure. That's from chapter 12 of my new book, "Randy 'The Rock' Taylor's guide to manvesting."

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

William Tell in his younger years.

"Sorry, Dad."

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."