Entrepreneur Spirit Gifts

"I'm pretty well stocked, but you can leave me your card if you like."

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Women of the Wilderness

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

Silicon Vale

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Pioneers of the ancient west

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.