Young Entrepreneur Spirit Gifts

'This allowance represents an advance against any future product endorsement royalties.'

Robot Parts $5

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Selling lemon latt�

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

Lemonade Inc.

$1: Family Secrets

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

A child runs an equity stand.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."