Young Entrepreneur Gifts

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

"Can Billy come out and compete in the global economy?"

'I'll participate in Show & Tell only if I retain movie and book rights.'

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

"I should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I put Grandpa's false teeth under my pillow."

'It's a medical bill for $25,000 from Jimmy.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

Homework eaten $2

Two kids have stands: one Lemonade the other Tooth Fairy Investment Advisor.

"My money just worked a little harder today, Ms. Sims."

Robot Parts $5

'Kids are too sophisticated these days.'

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

"Okay, forget the cookies. How about tickets? I've got a couple of good seats for sale to the Rangers' game."

'Mom, I can't go inside now! Business is great!!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

'I thought if I'm here everyday, Principal Harris, I might as well make some money!'

'No, Billy, I distinctly said that if you mow the lawn you can halve your allowance. That's why we ask for things in writing.'

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

A child runs an equity stand.

'You need a lot more money.'

'Now that we've merged, I'm laying you off.'

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

'Any more bright ideas?'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Hispanic child joining the lemonade stalls.

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

'I dabble in real estate.'