Young Entrepreneur Pillows

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

"Can Billy come out and compete in the global economy?"

'I'll participate in Show & Tell only if I retain movie and book rights.'

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

"I should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I put Grandpa's false teeth under my pillow."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

Homework eaten $2

Two kids have stands: one Lemonade the other Tooth Fairy Investment Advisor.

"My money just worked a little harder today, Ms. Sims."

Robot Parts $5

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

'You need a lot more money.'

A child runs an equity stand.

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'Kids are too sophisticated these days.'

'Now that we've merged, I'm laying you off.'

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

'I thought if I'm here everyday, Principal Harris, I might as well make some money!'

'No, Billy, I distinctly said that if you mow the lawn you can halve your allowance. That's why we ask for things in writing.'

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

"Okay, forget the cookies. How about tickets? I've got a couple of good seats for sale to the Rangers' game."

'Mom, I can't go inside now! Business is great!!'

'I dabble in real estate.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Hispanic child joining the lemonade stalls.

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

'Any more bright ideas?'

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'