Youthful Entrepreneur Gifts

Lemonade Stand

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

Robot Parts $5

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

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"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Lemonade Inc.

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

"My money just worked a little harder today, Ms. Sims."

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'