Young Entrepreneurs Gifts

"If we pool our stuff, we can open a chain of toy stores."

'I'm collecting money for my announced presidential exploratory committee for 2028.'

'Pocket money is no problem: I have a cash cow...'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Robot Parts $5

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

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"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Lemonade Inc.

$1: Family Secrets

A child runs an equity stand.

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."